Center for Parent Information & Resources
Katie Beckett Category of Eligibility for Medicaid
By Danica R. Vassigh
The author wishes to acknowledge contributing writers and researchers Molly Pannell and Lauren Sumners.
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Who is cutting the onion? 🥲I’m sharing this on the grid, because we all need a laugh.![]()
So this is not a poem.![]()
It’s about poo.![]()
And not even my child's poo.![]()
This is a story about the glamorous life of me right now.![]()
I'll keep it short, much shorter than my trip to the toilet.![]()
Both the kids were having screen time because quite frankly I had had enough and was at my limit, the move has been a lot and we were all a bit overwhelmed.![]()
Heidi had decided she wouldn't do her nap in the bassinet & so I strapped her in the carrier, seems to be the norm these days.![]()
Only, her nap lasted much longer than I had anticipated. An hour went by & the urge to pee was too great, yet so was the urge to not wake her.![]()
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After careful consideration I thought I would attempt going to the toilet with her strapped in, surely I could manoeuvre all I needed to, and with a slight sway while weeing she may even stay asleep.![]()
Mother's can do anything right....![]()
But no, my body had other plans.![]()
Code brown alert.![]()
Not too far along post birth it was safe to say there would be no holding back. My mind was saying no... everything all postpartum down there was saying hell YES.![]()
So here I was, sitting on the toilet at my nanas house, kids out in the lounge while I was stuck on the toilet with my baby strapped to me taking a twosie.![]()
Other than the fact this was not my plan at all (and pretty unsanitary), she started to wake, of course she did.![]()
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Now, unloading a baby from a carrier at the same time you're unloading timber is quite the awkward art. But here we were, my gorgeous little baby in my arms, carrier and pants at my feet with her apologetic mum just trying to finish what she unintentionally started.![]()
Luckily it was all smiles from her.![]()
I cooed & talked to her like it was totally normal for her to wake up in this little echoey room with her mum feeding the fish, and then it happened...![]()
her first official laugh.![]()
What a moment to behold.![]()
This is the way I live. This is what I do.![]()
Baby milestone book: place and date of first laugh 🚽✔️![]()
When Drew got home from work I needed a moment, just one moment alone to regain some dignity.![]()
I went to hand her over & he said,![]()
"yep just give me a moment to pee first" 🫠![]()
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Art: @this_mama_doodles
How friendship works with little ones. It is too stinking cute!Fuecoco meets Totodile ![]()
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